Hobos, Heat, and Some Nonsense

I went to a house and I knocked on the door;
The lady comes out and says, "You've been here before"
She gives a loud whistle and I run for my life!
Well, wouldn't you know, it's the constable's wife.

Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, gimme a handout
And you'll be my friend

"Now, why don't you settle down and get yourself a wife?"
"I'd rather be a BUM for the rest of me life!"
"If you got a job, then you'd be my honey"
"I wouldn't marry you if I had lots o' money!"

Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, gimme a handout
And you'll be my friend

"And SHing (or sing) for my thupper (supper) when I'm down and out"

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Singing sounds much better than SHing... I guess if I was desperate enough I would....
Church today was pretty good. The cologne/perfume level was lower than it was last week and even though it lasted forever, I am glad that I wasn't dying of heat exhaustion. My house though! Very hot. Got the lil' and big fans running.... mama needs to turn on the A/C! I can't breathe..where is my inhaler? Eww I just sucked some lint into my lungs.....ok I feel better now.

Yeah this is going to be a short entry..... beware of the staring monkey and tell me that you love me.